CTW: Robert Pattinson vs. Colton Haynes

“Welcome folks, we come to you from another round of the quarter finals of the Celebrity Tickle Wrestling Competition” greeted Brad Pitt, “That’s right Brad; today we have two of Hollywood’s teen heart throbs ready to battle it out to get one step closer to being the Celeb Tickle Wrestling champion” agreed Mathew McConaughey.

As the announcers entertained the on lookers the two competitors geared up for battle. Robert Pattinson, the 21st century vampire himself was putting on his shoes for the match while talking himself up. Across the hall was a TV werewolf in his own right. He was slipping on his green trunks for the fight and didn’t even seem nervous. Despite Colton Haynes being younger and probably faster, Robert was fairly athletic and wasn’t worried about his opponent so much; but his own strategy. Colton opted for no shirt as he stepped out of the locker room to face his current enemy.

Robert copied his actions as he made his way out. He wore his grey trunks that showed off his pale legs and even paler feet from lack of sun. Colton shot his challenger a shit eating grin before the ring announcer called the older guy out.
The crowd roared for the Twilight star and everyone cheered for his victory. A few minutes later, Mr. Haynes’ name was shouted out and he arrogantly waltzed up to the ring to join Rob. The spikey haired dude slipped between the ropes and stared at his fellow wrestler.

“Ok, I want a clean fight, no punches or kicks or pain. You ready? You ready? Let’s go!” the announcer shouted.
With that, the two men in the ring began to almost dance around each other for the first minute or so, that was until unexpectedly Robert made the first move. He swept Colton’s leg resulting in the on screen werewolf to hit the floor. Rob dove after him, landing atop the lad.

His long fingers launched themselves into the exposed ribs and went to work. They wiggled with lightning speed, really getting in between each and every rib on the young star. “AHAHAHHAH NO! AHAHAHHAHA” Colton yelled at his attacker while swatting his hands away. Mr. Pattinson had a sadistic look on his face as he dug into the sensitive upper body that struck fear in Colton.

The victim was finally able to catch one wrist and sling him into the ropes. In that second, Colton popped up like a jack rabbit and charged toward the older guy. His shoulder landed in Rob’s stomach and sent him back into the ropes.

The 25 year old aggressor quickly put Rob into a head lock and proceeded to tickle his neck with his eager fingers complete with devastating dull nails. Colton held his head up a bit to reveal the long neck and let his digits do the talking. He scratched at the pale skin vigorously as Rob swung at his captor to no avail. “AHAHHAHAHAAAHAH YOUUU AHAHAHHA BLUUDDDYY AHAHHAAHAHA ASSHOLLEEE!!!” Mr. Pattinson cursed as his slightly younger opponent continued his assault on his wide open neck.

The nails of Colton scraped up and down the length of the vulnerable neck. And as rare as it is to tickle someone there during a tickle wrestling match, the spot seemed to really get to Rob. “AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEETTT GOOO!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH” he let out before slipping through the ripped arms of Colton Haynes.

Rob’s hair was all messed up now, going in every direction possible and normally he would take time to fix it but right now it was war. The cocky actor tried for another attack but Robert swiftly grabbed his arm and flipped him over on his stomach, without hurting him of course. He put Colton’s arm in a peculiar position. It wasn’t causing him pain but basically immobilized it from the boy’s use. As one could imagine that put Mr. Haynes in a defenseless position and he realized it soon enough as he began yelling at Robert to let him go or he would kick his ass.

“HAHA, I don’t think you’re calling the shots right now big boy” Rob retorted with a big smile. Before Colton was able to fire back, Rob swiveled a bit and stuck his captive arm under his butt, causing his arm to extend between his legs as he took a seat across his lower back. This made Colton nervous; he was thankful his opponent couldn’t see his bulging eyes. Robert used both hands to attack the TV actor’s flanks, squeezing them full blast right out the gate.

The sudden powerful sensation sent Colton jarring followed by explosive laughter. Right about now, he wished he would worn a shirt to protect himself even a little. It’s too bad his ego got the best of him and insisted he show off his chiseled physique, it was biting him in the ass now.

“AAHHAHAHAHAHA OOOHHH AHAHHAHAHAHHAA NOO MMOREEE AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA III CANNTTT TAKKEE ITT AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!” the younger guy released while his strong legs kicked the ring floor like a mad man. Rob used all 10 fingers to his advantage. He used his index and middle finger to prod the part of his body closer to his butt while the rest of the fingers rapidly dug into the tight flesh that covered his overly tender flanks and lower abs.

Who would have thought, such a strong, tough guy would be so damn ticklish? Well he was and Robert Pattinson was making him go through hell because of it. “AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GEETTT OFF OFFF FHAHAHAHA MEEEEE AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!” The movie star exercised every finger to the point where no inch of Colton’s lower body wasn’t red. After 6 minutes of undeniable torture Colton was still kicking wildly and to his surprise his rampant legs managed to nail Robert in the face, on accident I’m sure. That was enough to make Mr. Pattinson topple over on the ring floor.
After about a millisecond of catching his breath, Colton managed to pounce on top of Robert. He shoved him onto his back and with his face still throbbing a little; it was difficult to fight him off. The vengeful guy yanked his t shirt up over his head, impairing his vision a bit. Mr. Haynes spread his legs out so they lay atop Rob’s outstretched arms. He sat on the arms essentially, making them no use to the helpless actor.

“I’m gonna enjoy this you little prick!” he announced before divulging into the deep, hairy, completely open hollows that were Rob’s armpits. “Wait Noahhhahahahhahaha!!” he got out before the eager fingers made contact with his target-like underarms. His nimble fingers wiggled and writhed in the more brown hair filled pits. Every digit of Colton’s was an extension of the overbearing ticklish aggression that filled the attacker. “AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NOOOO NOO AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA YOUUUU DIICCCKKK AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH SSTOOPPPP SSTOOPPP!!!” he pleaded, but Colton wasn’t fazed.
The torture went on for about 8 minutes, and with every minute it seemed the ticklishness Rob’s pits intensified and the fingers discovered a new tactic to exploit his sensitivity. The sound of the Twilight vampire’s wildly obnoxious laughter filled the arena. He kicked the floor like an animal but couldn’t manage to escape Colton’s pin.
“Brad this is getting out of control! Colton has been tickling poor Robert for over 10 minutes non-stop!”. “I know Mathew, Colton is ruthless!”

Not even a minute after Brad Pitt got the word ruthless out of this mouth, Colton had seemed to have found the surrender button on Robert Pattinson because he suddenly screamed in defeat as his tickler amped up the torture with a secret technique at the end. Mr. Haynes joyfully hopped up and threw up his hands in excitement. He faced the crowd and let out a roar of victory woos.

As the spectators watched the newest winner and as he entertained the crowd, Rob had something up his sleeve. Back in the press box, the announcers saw what was about to happen. “Ooh, look at Rob, he’s gonna try and get Colton!” Brad shouted. Just then as Rob’s hand was almost to Colton’s ankle, the victor turned around and grabbed both hands and pulled him forward and stepped over him. He shot his hands down and attacked the open sides with great energy. “AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OOOKK OOK AAHHAHAH”. “That’s what I thought” Colton said as he walked away to meet the ring announcer. “Winner, COLTON HAYYNEESSSSSSSSSSS!!” The audience cheered and Colton walked away victoriously until his next turn in the ring. Rob slinked away a few minutes later in defeat but a part of him couldn’t help but be relieved he wouldn’t be returning to the ring of tickle wrestling. But the competition wasn’t over just yet; a few more lucky guys were in for some severe tickling.